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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

So they tried

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones