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10.06.2025 00:44

So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
So they tried
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones